Latymer Old Boys 1XI

Captain's Log
Name: Matt Isembard Jones (Jonesy) (Matty) (Fu*king pass the ball you greedy bastard!)
Playing Position: Centre Forward / In the hole / Somewhere I don't have to run that much but can still look good and also shout at the defence with indignation when a goal is conceded.
Top LOBFC moment: Literally having the shirt ripped from my back by an over enthusiastic full back and running off with the ball with a manly, tarzan-like chest exposed to the elements!
Best player you have ever played with: I play with myself on a regular basis, so me!
Club you support: Tottingham Hotspurs (The Mighty Lilleywhites) and Old Bombayans Kabbadi Team.
Management style: Arm around the shoulder / Churchillian up and at 'em type oration.
Aim for the season: To be the top scorer for some personal glory. Not to get injured in my 14th season with the club - No pain, good. To win the title playing glorious flowing attacking football circa Brazil 1970 / Holland 1974. Ole!!